who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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