I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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