We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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