Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she looked like the before picture.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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