I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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