Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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