Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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