Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Randomize
