She is in my trunk
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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