Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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