so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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