my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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