You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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