What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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