5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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