I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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