Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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