If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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