scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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