He is an equal opportunity slut.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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