He told me they were just razor bumps!
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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