Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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