Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
only you would photoshop your dick
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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