nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
my being single is dangerous.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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