Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
It's just like the Real World with babies
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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