i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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