Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up