Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You need a sexual gate keeper
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.