around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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