i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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