This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
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YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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