i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
