We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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