Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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