I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
