Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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