my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Oh god it's open bar.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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