U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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