you win again, gameday.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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