also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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