we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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