Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
