how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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