It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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