would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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