Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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