Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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