you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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