dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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