I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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