He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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