what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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