I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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