Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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