so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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