In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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