Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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